MAISON BEAULIEUAB ÉDITIONS · CUISINE & LETTRESChristmas 1848, within Dumas’s estate—real, open to visitors to this day. There, Peuchet recounts “the true story that inspired Monte Cristo” before Maquet and Hugo. Fiction meets reality at the dining table: here, Treize à Table is born, and true History reasserts its primacy over myth.
Christmas 1848: in the sumptuous château of Port-Marly, the bloody shadow of the Nîmes shoemaker arrives to claim his due from the king of romancers.
Christmas Eve 1848 had draped the slopes of Port-Marly in a shroud of pristine rime. In the great dining room of the Château de Monte-Cristo—a Renaissance folly newly risen from the earth on the strength of the fabulous royalties won by the eponymous romance—crystal chandeliers cast blinding fires across polished silver. Alexandre Dumas, a magnificent ogre in an embroidered waistcoat, presided over a company of choice. At his side sat his industrious shadow, Auguste Maquet, the man who carpentered the master’s plots in secret, and Victor Hugo, his dark eye still haunted by the bloodstained barricades of June. Laughter rang out as truffled pheasants were carved and washed down with chilled champagne, celebrating the glory of Edmond Dantès, that celestial avenger crowned with millions.
Yet at the far end of the table, one place remained uncannily cold. There sat an unexpected guest, summoned from the dust-laden registers of the Prefecture of Police: Jacques Peuchet, or rather his tutelary spectre, embodied in the forbidding archival dossier that a courier had just laid upon the immaculate tablecloth. Between the pear and the cheese, an abrupt hush fell—heavy as the iron door of a dungeon slamming shut. Legend was called to account before the harsh truth of the gaols.
« You have wrought vengeance into a poem of marble and gold, Alexandre. Allow me to remind you that it was born in the mire, the madness, and the foul corruption of a forgotten keep. »
The archivist’s voice rose, harsh and cutting as an alpine gale, dispelling the heady vapors of the banquet to carry the assembly forty years into the past, back to 1807. Far from the picturesque Château d’If kissed by Mediterranean waves, the true martyr bore the name François Picaud. A modest journeyman shoemaker from Nîmes, he was on the eve of wedding a wealthy heiress when a vile denunciation, hatched in the jealous dregs of a cabaret by four false friends, saw him cast into irons as a spy in the pay of imperial Britain.
Without trial, without entry in any official prison register, Picaud had been swallowed whole by the fortress of Fenestrelle, perched two thousand cubits high amid the ice fields of Piedmont. For seven winters, the wretch had no horizon save a transom barred with triple wrought-iron gratings, rotting straw crawling with vermin, and the sinister thunder of cannonades pacing the Napoleonic wars. His fingernails had split digging into living rock, not to flee, but to reach the adjoining cell where Father Torri lay dying—an aged Milanese prelate forsaken by God.
Here was no Abbé Faria dispensing the sciences and tongues of the Orient. Old Torri expired in Picaud’s arms, bequeathing to him, scrawled upon a shred of cassock with soot mixed in urine, the secret of an ancient hoard buried in the vaults of Ostelungon. When Napoleon fell in 1814 and the fort’s gates at last groaned on rusted hinges, the man who stepped forth into the light was no longer human: he was a living corpse with hair turned white as ash, consumed by a pure, inextinguishable hatred.
Around the table at Port-Marly, Dumas smiled no longer. Maquet hung his head, fixing his eyes upon his pewter plate. For Peuchet’s narrative tore through the silken vestments of the Count of Monte Cristo to lay bare the monster lurking beneath. Returning under the assumed name of Joseph Lucher, Picaud bore no likeness to an oriental grandee extending clemency to the children of the guilty. His retribution was a methodical butchery, artisan-wrought, stripped of grace or theatrical grandiloquence.
In Paris, Picaud stalked his accusers with the venomous patience of a spider. Chaubart, the first accomplice, was stabbed to the heart with a stiletto on the Pont des Arts on an October evening shrouded in fog; into the weapon’s hilt, the killer had branded with red-hot iron: Number One. Gervais, the second, was struck down by a virulent poison steeped into his Spanish wine, after beholding his house ravaged by arson; upon his corpse lay a card bearing the inscription: Number Two.
There remained Loupian, the paramount villain—the man who had stolen his betrothed and his honour. For him, the shoemaker summoned a fiendish cruelty: he seduced his daughter through the agency of a sham Italian prince who was in truth an escaped galley slave, set fire to his establishment in the Saint-Honoré quarter, had his son consigned to the penal hulks, and reduced the man to sheer beggary. Then, disguised as a tavern waiter under the name of Prosper, he lured Loupian into the deserted alleys of the Tuileries Gardens and gutted him like a beast with a butcher’s knife, spitting his true name into his face as blood stained the fallen leaves.
Yet human justice cares nothing for Shakespearean raptures. For Picaud, there was no island paradise where he might spend peaceful twilight years beside a fair Greek slave. A fifth rogue, Allut, who shared the secret of the original conspiracy, had caught the scent of blood. Put on his guard, Allut ambushed the vigilante in the aftermath of the Tuileries slaughter, felled him with a bludgeon, and dragged him to a reeking cellar near the Barrière de Pantin.
There, the avenger became captive in turn. Chained to a pillar weeping saltpetre, starved, beaten like a stray cur, François Picaud refused to confess where the remainder of his Italian gold lay hidden. Allut finally shattered his skull against the stone masonry before fleeing to England, where he unburdened his terrifying confession only upon his deathbed, before an appalled London magistrate.
At Port-Marly, the echoes of the tale died away into the rustle of crimson velvet draperies. The winter wind shrieked against the lancet windows of the Château de Monte-Cristo, rattling the miniature stronghold of the “Château d'If” erected on the park’s islet. Dumas drained his glass in a single draught and locked eyes with Maquet:
— We draped him in purple, Auguste... But that devil Peuchet has just reminded us of the stench of his shroud.
That night, on that Christmas Eve of 1848, thirteen covers had been laid for the feast. And among the foremost minds of the century, the mutilated ghost of the shoemaker François Picaud had just carved his name beneath the master’s gilding: the myth would belong to Dumas henceforth, but the blood and the vengeance would remain forever the rightful property of History.